November 2010
38 posts
“Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others come...”
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“Dobby didn’t mean to kill anyone. Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure”
– Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 1 (via ellierose101)
Best quote of the entire film… (y)
“She’s a naughty girl with a bad habit,
Bad habit for drugs.
She’s...”
– Mr G, Summer Heights High
It's a thin line between love and RAPE. →
Controversial stuff. What do YOU think? What is rape? How far is too far?
I dunno if these are as funny as I think they are...
Essays
Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s winners.
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts...
ONLY DAYSSSSSS AWAY!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! lol
wearefanatics:
HARRY POTTER FANS SAY “HEYYYYYYY”
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I miss my babies soooooooo much it hurts :'( →
I dunno if it makes me a bit sarft but I actually...
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincenzo,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting...
